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OP/Ed: Are we really a dry campus?

web beer can in an inkwell stand outside Gamble Hall April 12, 2016

An almost-empty can of Corona Extra was found inside the Inkwell newsstand by Gamble Hall – April 12, 2016 (Photo by Kylie Fields)

Kylie Fields, Copy Editor

I was taking my routine walk around Gamble Hall recently when I passed one of the big, red Inkwell stands. As I got closer, I realized there was a soda can inside, sitting on top of our latest issue. Since I work for both Gamble Hall and the Inkwell, this litter was a pretty annoying sight.

Imagine my surprise when I got close enough to realize that it was actually a nearly-empty, still-cool can of Corona Extra. That’s right. Beer. Una Cerveza. Did I mention it was in my newsstand and could have ruined 40 fresh newspapers?

Now folks, I didn’t think much about this at first, aside from being annoyed, and at how I looked to passersby with beer in my hand as I closed the short distance to the trashcan. I also considered how alarming it was that I found it right on the path to the commuter parking lot where its owner probably got behind the wheel and drove away. The most ironic part though? Armstrong is a “dry campus.”

What is a “dry campus” you ask? It didn’t sway me one way or the other as an 18 year old deciding to enroll here, but on those websites that let you compare universities by dishing out all the stats, it is clearly stated that “Armstrong is a dry campus, which means alcohol is banned and absolutely none is allowed.” A student contributor even sites hefty fines upon being caught with a wine cooler in his fridge during an inspection.

So forget the beer can. This notion of us being a “dry campus” isn’t actually correct. Though “dry campus” implies we’re not allowed to knock back a cold one alone in our room as we cram for finals (spoiler alert, we can’t all get shitfaced all the time), this isn’t actually the case.

drop down menu for Greek event registration April 26, 2016

The event registration form for Greek life features the option to have alcohol, but the RSO event registration form does not (Screenshot of the Greek form – April 26, 2016)

Did you know that since last Fall, Greek life has been allowed to have alcohol at their on-campus events by simply checking a box on a form? Or that we have had an entire residential community on campus (of students 21+ of course) who have no alcohol restrictions?

The Registered Student Organization (RSO) event registration form does not have a space to distinguish between alcohol events or dry ones, while the Greeks (of all people! sorry not sorry), have an event registration form that asks “social/mixer with alcohol” or “social/mixer dry?”

If a Greek Organization opts to host an event with alcohol, all they have to do is fill in “a risk management plan” further along on the form for legal reasons and to appease their national higher-ups. The regular RSO form is nearly identical except for the presence of anything involving alcohol. Could other organizations not do that?

Why Greeks and not other RSOs? Do they pay for the right to booze in their dues? Do they buy the right? While I’m friends with some Greeks, I’m not going to pretend like their organizations don’t have a bad rep. Are they as a whole really, really, thought of as a more responsible bunch than other casual student organizations like Go Green, Anthropology Club, French Club, Math Club, Feminists United, etc…? I’m not really going out on a limb here.

Not being labeled a dry campus would not change the law that persons under 21 can’t consume alcohol. Armstrong’s own website says that “students and visitors are not permitted to have alcohol beverages in Housing and Residence Life properties or anywhere on the campus property.”

Us continuing to be referred to as a dry campus is interesting to me given these now-six-month-old changes to the policy. I don’t want to be petty and demand a change in what we’re called, but one has to wonder if we are only still labeled as such so that parents will continue to feel comfortable sending their kids here (as if they won’t drink because of this policy alone). Enrollment, enrollment, enrollment, and retention, retention, retention, right?

So are we a dry campus? I guess so (*shifty eyes*). Except for all the Greeks. And everyone in the two buildings that make up the Finish Strong community… but yes, alcohol is most certainly banned.

So… Which is it, Armstrong? Should I be annoyed with beer cans in my newsstand, or come to expect them?

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1 Comment on OP/Ed: Are we really a dry campus?

  1. Ivan Cohen // May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am // Reply

    I was an undergraduate at Armstrong from 1970 to 1972. As part of the work-study program, I had to clean the tables in what was then a student center. Many a day, students left their debris on the tables when a trash receptacle was less than 5 feet away. Those who leave soda cans in your newsstands continue the habits of leaving trash everywhere but where it is supposed to go. On paper (the regulations) Armstrong is a dry campus but your students are bombarded with ads for alcohol like those of us who reside in Savannah. When no one is looking chug-a-lug and sipping wine & other intoxicating beverages will take place. Challenge will be minimizing the fall-out from hangovers and other behavior one would not engage in when sober.

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